Product Description
Light, soft, and quietly funny — this crewneck tee carries a little attitude for people who prefer snacks over squats. The front art shows a laid-back raccoon holding a slice of pizza under bold “2026” numerals, with the caption “Still Not Joining a Gym.” It reads as a wink to anyone who delights in cozy nights, slow mornings, or laughing at fitness resolutions. Wear it with your favorite jeans, lounge pants, or under a flannel. The breathable ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable from morning coffee through late-night TV. Subtle details like the tubular knit construction and shoulder taping keep the fit steady and the neckline crisp after many washes. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX safety certification mean you can feel good about the way it’s made as much as you do about wearing it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX certified
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product Description
Light, soft, and quietly funny — this crewneck tee carries a little attitude for people who prefer snacks over squats. The front art shows a laid-back raccoon holding a slice of pizza under bold “2026” numerals, with the caption “Still Not Joining a Gym.” It reads as a wink to anyone who delights in cozy nights, slow mornings, or laughing at fitness resolutions. Wear it with your favorite jeans, lounge pants, or under a flannel. The breathable ring-spun cotton and tear-away label keep the shirt comfortable from morning coffee through late-night TV. Subtle details like the tubular knit construction and shoulder taping keep the fit steady and the neckline crisp after many washes. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX safety certification mean you can feel good about the way it’s made as much as you do about wearing it.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX certified
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
